Juggalos on OKCupid

My self-summary:

Imma Juggalo Lookin For A Juggalette That Just Dont Say She Is One But Shows It, Knows What The Dark Carnival Is Knows What Each Jokers card Means, What It Is To Live A Scrubb Life not haveing anything is Worst than not haveing me Ya Got It!? And Down Wit The Clown Till Im Dead In The Ground…

I am Juggalo, Vampire outta Water, and lonely

The first things people usually notice about me:

My Eyes, Personality, and My Everything Else, Imma Ruffian Hippiefied Juggalo Gutter Punk Kid Who Never Grows Up But Is Very Mature and Hate Freekin Drama, I Am Your Bouncer! I Am Crowd Controll! WHOOT WHOOOOT!

The six things I could never do without:

My Daughter, My Homies and Homettes, Neden, (But Its Been Since jan 11 08, Hmmm! Faygo, Chronic, MY Hatchet and Lotus Cross, Clown Love Y’all.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Love, Money, More Children, That Perfect Juggaloletteninjette!, Dieing Cause Im So Lonely, Where Am I Gonna Make That Next Dolla, Sothern Comfort and Jägermeister, Makeing Love To You! Getting Married On Stage At The Gathering By Reveren last Right, Every Thing As Well As a Psychopatchick! Clown Love, Whoot!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

Imma Freek On A Leash! I Wanna Do Strange Things To My Selfe My Wife And Her Wife To Get Us Off, I Believe In Polygamy Oh And I Wanna Concieve In A Cemetary on A Full Moon Night! and I Wanna Concieve With Them Any Where The Mood Hits Us To UGH Our Brains Out… Well You Know, Whoot WHOOT!