Juggalos on OKCupid

My self-summary:

Juggalo 4 life! Music ain’t just my life, it’s my profession. They called me an alcoholic, but I stuck to my herbal medicine. I’m confessin 2 the rave scene I ain’t no fuckin stranger. I’m guessin I feel safer the closer I am 2 danger. So 4 the remainder of my life I will never be alone. No matter who u r I got rules of my own. So u can learn some respect or u can go the fuck home. B4 u end up underground 4 fuckin around in my no drama zone. Cuz I am what I am, I do what I do, It is what it is, And who the fuck asked u?

The first things people usually notice about me:

I don’t know I’ve never asked them… although after I say my name they apparently take great notice cause they’ve apparently heard of me.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Music, Sex, Sports, and partying…. I’m just bein honest.

On a typical Friday night I am:

Working…. Sucks I know. When I’m lucky I get to spend time with my wife. Sometimes we go out and party, sometimes we stay in, or… Under the least desirable circumstances we work.