Juggalos on OKCupid

My self-summary:

I’m not even going to lie.. I’m looking for a man to take care of me and pay for my shit, someone who will show me he is worth my time, not that I’m some grate catch or anything bit I am a decent looking caring female who knows how to take care of her man on an emotional and a physical level. I’m sweet but have been told I’m hard for a female and there is a good reason for that.. IV been threw a lot of sh*tin my time on this earth and guess what ill go threw a lot more before I’m dead and gone.. I have no family and few friends but the friends I do have I consider fam. I want someone like me, real and honest who just wants to come out of all the bullsh*t in life and come out ontop

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

IV never been with anyone less than 3years older than me and I never plan to be

You should message me if:

You I want a girl to spend time with And spend money on Who won’t give a f*** if you’re seeing other females As long As I come first

My self-summary:

I’m 23 years old i have blonde and purple dreadfalls blue eyes. I’m pretty short and im very skinny. I have a 10 month old daughter who is the absolute shit. I am a juggalo so if you listen to country music or shit on the radio like gangnam style n stupid shit like that….FUCK OFF!!!!!

What I’m doing with my life:

I’m currently on house arrest so i attend online college for psychology, i’m a mother and a father to my daughter.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

i poop pretty fast :)

My self-summary:

IM 22,BUT VERY MATURE FOR MY AGE,IM OUTGOIN,DOWN TO EATH,OPEN MINDED,AND I LOVE TO TRY NEW THINGS,AND IM SINGLE MOTHER,MY KIDS ARE MY LIFE,I LOVE TO TRAVEL,AND HAVE FUN,IM currenty in collage and workin,im new 2 the datin site,lol,but all I can say is my friends n fam.always like 2be around cuz im fun and enjoy outdoor activity,i just want some one who can enjoy cuddle with me,.and I call mY EVERYTHING.IM A DIFFRENT GIRL NOT LIKE OTHER CHICKS,IM A UNDERSTANDING PERSON,I DNT PLAY GAMES,I UP ON GAME,i KNOW IF ANY ONE IS LYING,BULLSHITIN,I JUST CATCH SHIT QUICK,BUT I DO HAVE A GUD,HEART,AND IM A FUN GIRL,I LOVE 2 SMILE,AND ANY ELSE JUST ASK„

I’m really good at:

Im gud at writting poems,and I LOVE PLAYIN FOOTBALL,BASEBALL,BASKETBALL,IM REALLY GUD,AT THEM ALSO,BUT I LOVE WRESTIN„MARTIAL ARTS„aLSO PLAYIN CALL OF DUTTY ON XBOX,i love video games,most only play sometimes,AND RIDDIN DIRT BIKES,RACIN QUADS,wanna know moore ASK ME,DNT BE SHY

The first things people usually notice about me:

Every one notice my DIMPLES AND MYSMILE,N ,I ALWAYS STAND OUT FROM GIRLS„CUZ IM JUST ME,EVERY ONE LIKE MY SENCE OF HUMMOR,AND IF U ALSO NOTICE,I ALSO LOOK GUD,IM BEAUTIFULL,STUNNIN,HOT,AMAZING,PRETTY, ADORABLE,THATS CUZ I TAKE CARE OF MY SELF BY EATING HEALTHY,WORKING OUT,AND ENJOYIN LIFE EVERY DAY,

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I DNT LIKE GIRLIE GIRLS,LOL I JUST KEEP IT TO MY SELF,BUT I GOTS 2 SISTER THAT ARE TO GIRLIE GIRLS,LOL.IM A DORK. N.a nerd,

My self-summary:

I’m a recovering alcoholic. ;) I am a loving woman, I love to have fun and smoke weed. If the whole world was high it would be such a better place… I have been arrested three times and did jail time last summer. It made me stronger. Life is too short to take shit from anyone. Always look out for number ONE and stop fearing people, only fear one man: God. Count your blessings instead of sheep.

I am narcissistic, optimistic, and realistic

What I’m doing with my life:

Strugglin

I’m really good at:

Being a mommy, shopping, dancing, and oh yes- pleasing men.

The first things people usually notice about me:

pure bootyliciousness

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

pot and sex, sex and pot.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I’ve never been with a woman but I am an aspiring lez.

My self-summary:

jes moved, always lookin to meet new members of da juggalo fam,
hit me up

MMFWCL

I am blAziN, crAzY, and JuGGalO-prOud

I’m really good at:

blAziN, geTtiN fuCkeD up, haVin a blAsT wit Da fAm

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

LISTEN TO PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDZ, if u ain’t down wit da clown, we ain’t got nuttin’ in common, biatch.

The six things I could never do without:

love from da fam, music, ICP, Faygo, fat blunts, fat bitches

On a typical Friday night I am:

blAziN wit dA hOmiEz

What I’m doing with my life:

Just trying to make it in this krazy world and I mean make it not just get by I’m tired of just getting by I am going to make it you cann’t have this much talent and skill and just making it yes I know I sound vein as hell but if you knew me you would be trying to figure out the same thing.

The six things I could never do without:

1. My hatchet and if you where a lette you would know what Im talking about
2. My hands cause there is so much I can do with them
3. My music I now have over 2,500 songs on my phone and i don’t even think thats enouph
4. My knowledge of all that I know cause if I knew then what I know now it could have been better but I guess that is the lesson of life
5. My homies cause without them I would have given up along time ago
6. My faith that it will all workout in the end if you talk to anyone who was around when I was at my lowest and there seemed to be no hope I still pushed myself and others though it

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I was the last on out of my siblings to loose my V-card but I got to say my brother was 13 and my sister got pregnet at 14 so really its not that bad and I have made up for it since believe me I could should a cougar a few things.
Also I’m also the only one who doesn’t have a kid so fuck you who think that’s lame I must have been the smart one. Not that I don’t want one or haven’t come close but I don’t think it was time for it yet.

You should message me if:

You are not a virgin cause honestly being with a virgin scares the hell out of me, You know the whole thing about it hurts them the first time I am sure that I could make it really good but if I can hurt a girl that has alot of experience then I would hate to be with a virgin.
Also you just want to chat cause really I’m not looking for anyone I just got on here for the hell of it.

My self-summary:

i go by trish or guilty. I am currently taken and i love my baby very much!!! we’ve been through a lot of shit and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for him! i’m bisexual…best of both worlds *wink* anyway i’m a pretty easy person to get along with depending on my mood just don’t get on my bad side you know how it goes…i don’t hang with a certain type of “group” i just hang with you if your’ll cool its all about personality. if your gonna try to be my “best friend” don’t bother cause i’ll tell you to back the fuck off. i don’t believe in a “TRUE” friend. i love to party!!! music and homies are my world…..i love to goof off and do my own thing i’m usally an independent person can’t stand reling on other people. i can’t stand to be tied up. i’m not really a shy person i tell people what i think and i’m not scared to do so,and i don’t think anyone should if they don’t like what you have to say tough shit! i was born in Treton, NJ yea i’m a jersey/flordia girl but yet i’m stuck living in fucking kansas go figure eh…. people like to call me stupid shit like “goth” and “punk” well sorry to tell you i don’t like thoes stupid ass labels but thats what our world is revoled around. so if your gonna lable me just call me a “pycho freak” and i’m good with you ***MAIN LIKES::::i’m bisexual and proud of it!!!!, breaking the law, getting into troble,LOVE TO PARTY!!!!, drugs!!!, anything alocholic, DEATH,i’m a lette don’t like it you can kiss my ass, moshing, loud music, just chillin’ with my homies and my baby OTHER LIKES: ATHF!!!!!, gir from ivader vim, Foamy the squirl but pillz-E is better, PAIN!!!!,bondage, chains, sex, anything kinky!!!!, “different” kinds of people, taste and sight of blood, the dark, biting, storms, rain, swords, daggers,razor blades, anything shinny and sharp lol, bright lights (at times if you catch my driff) writting poetry and songs,reading depressive poetry, some anime, gay/bi people that are proud of the way they are and don’t try to hide it, my homies!!! (not the same thing as a friend), my boyfriend, skinny dipping,halo on x-box, fire, music is life… PERICINGS: i LOVE i right now have 14 in my ears about to go get my eye brow done thinin’ about my nipples….. TATOOS: i also love tatoos i have 6 right now gonna get more soon (home made) i have a crestent and my sign on my chest, heart on my knee, party dots on my foot, POT on my side/butt, a smily on my shoulder blade…. and more to come ***DISLIKES:::police (or anything dealing with the law) lables (although our world is revolved around them), people who judge without getting to know the person or subject, people who follow other people trying to be so called cool, the phase “Best Friends”, people who try to change your beliefs, lying, gossip, baby pink and baby blue or any baby kind of color, ignorance, Whiners, snobby people, people that think there better than everyone else, snow, hangovers,people who put “i’m “goth” in there profile or call themselfs this, gothic is an era in the past NOT a fasion statement!!!!!!!! and how people try so hard to make their pictures on here or anyother website matter of fact look so dark and so called “gothic” how pathic

I am fucked up but fun, party girl, and kinky

My self-summary:

im marryed 2 a man but i cant have 1 with out the other im funny luv exploring new thangs of ANYTHANG ;D lol lookin 4 a girl who will be there all the way n not half ass WARNING im a sex addict n proud of it man likes 2 join but i c it up 2 my girl i will treat u right if u treat me right 50/50 all the way, if not go fuck ur self

I’m really good at:

makin frinds~ makin ppl laff ~eatin….n not just food ;P

The six things I could never do without:

luv fam my dogs my homies dick pussy sex

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

makin ppl happy~what ima do that day~dick/pussySEX and u XP

On a typical Friday night I am:

Im chillin with friends~shopin(weather with $$$$ or not)~swimmin or skinny dippin~partin(if i can frind1~if ill star1)~walkin around 4the fack of it………………….

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

i can suck my own tit im hella good wit du pussy 4~real if u dont rust ull have 2c 4ur self XP

My self-summary:

Call me Ash. My name means Power. I am a College Graduate and Hardcore Juggalo…I am Very Polyamorous…I am looking for my perfect lovely Juggalette.. My partner in crime… I am a Non-Profit Owner and small Art Design Business Owner

What I’m doing with my life:

I am an owner of a Possum adoption foundation.. Trina my Mentor and Best Friend helped me turn my life around she helped me crawl up from the darkness I was in and taught me to never give up and to fight for what I am Passionate about… I am very passionate about saving Possums from extinction.. I plan to be an Art Major. I want to help Humans and be a famous artist and writer.. I am working on my book series now but its not finished yet..

I also do a little of my Art Design Business through an Adult Cam Girl Model Website, the models are very respectful and are amazed with my skills and talents in making Banners and posters and logos.

Then I am a site Moderator on a Juggalo Social Networking Website on AdultJuggalos.net

The six things I could never do without:

Faygo/CokeZero, Cellphone w/ Power andService, Laptop w/ Power and Networking, Food/Buffalo Wings and candy and pickled tomatoes, Sex, and making out, girls and love

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Well as any normal guy i do think about SEX!!! A LOT!! But i also think about other things besides sex, i think about how i will be so happy when i meet the right woman who is gorgeous in my eyes and if i will make a great daddy someday.. i think about aliens and our past existence. etc