Juggalos on OKCupid

The first things people usually notice about me:

I’m an egotistical dumbass

The six things I could never do without:

Super Nintendo
Cell phone
Guitar
The juggalo family
Love
Faygo

My self-summary:

WHADDUP FAM! U CAN CALL ME TRiNA, i AM 21 JUST LiViNG LiFE IN SHiTTY OL JTOWN. NEW TO THiS WEBSiTE, LOOKiNG FOR SOME CHiLL ASS FOLK TO MEET. I AM OPEN TO TYPES OF PPL.

MMFWCL!

The six things I could never do without:

1. ICP!! WHOOP WHOOP
2. NEWPORT 100’S
3. LADY MARY JANE X)
4. GUYS & GiRLS
5. FAYGO
6. BLUE EYESHADOW

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

MY FANATASiES ;), SHAGGY 2 DOPE!, SIPPIN ON SIZZURP, GETTiNG FUCKED & FUCKED UP ;)

My self-summary:

hey whatup there myt names Jessie im 19, just lookin ta hook up with juggalos or even if ya not a jugaalo. I like good times yall, good music, and good guys

i know jugaletesx have a reputation of being wild and i can be wild too but im not ya average juggalette

I’m really good at:

hmmm lets wait til second date or third date ;D
smokin weed

The first things people usually notice about me:

Im funny as fuck and if you mess wit me or my family ill fuck you up

The six things I could never do without:

Weed
money
friends
love
sex
Faygo

My self-summary:

Do you really give a fuck?

I’m a Juggalo!

I’m really good at:

Being there, cuz that’s what Juggalos are for, homie!

The first things people usually notice about me:

Painted face
Headphones

If they pissed me off, my fist in their face

The six things I could never do without:

ICP
Twiztid
Dark Lotus
Juggalos
Dark Carnival
Faygo (fuck Mountain Dew)

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Space.

My self-summary:

jes moved, always lookin to meet new members of da juggalo fam,
hit me up

MMFWCL

I am blAziN, crAzY, and JuGGalO-prOud

I’m really good at:

blAziN, geTtiN fuCkeD up, haVin a blAsT wit Da fAm

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

LISTEN TO PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDZ, if u ain’t down wit da clown, we ain’t got nuttin’ in common, biatch.

The six things I could never do without:

love from da fam, music, ICP, Faygo, fat blunts, fat bitches

On a typical Friday night I am:

blAziN wit dA hOmiEz

My self-summary:

Ok so Isuck at these “tell me about yourself” things. I grew up in the desert. I love my friends and my family more than anything. I’m a Juggalo and hold that fact very near and dear to me… I’m fun, honest, and outgoing. If I’m not with my friends hanging out, I’m usually at home chillin.

The six things I could never do without:

Six things I could never do without? Psychopathic Records music, marijuana (trust me, nobody wants me to live without that) family, friends, my dogs, and faygo lol…

My self-summary:

Imma Juggalo Lookin For A Juggalette That Just Dont Say She Is One But Shows It, Knows What The Dark Carnival Is Knows What Each Jokers card Means, What It Is To Live A Scrubb Life not haveing anything is Worst than not haveing me Ya Got It!? And Down Wit The Clown Till Im Dead In The Ground…

I am Juggalo, Vampire outta Water, and lonely

The first things people usually notice about me:

My Eyes, Personality, and My Everything Else, Imma Ruffian Hippiefied Juggalo Gutter Punk Kid Who Never Grows Up But Is Very Mature and Hate Freekin Drama, I Am Your Bouncer! I Am Crowd Controll! WHOOT WHOOOOT!

The six things I could never do without:

My Daughter, My Homies and Homettes, Neden, (But Its Been Since jan 11 08, Hmmm! Faygo, Chronic, MY Hatchet and Lotus Cross, Clown Love Y’all.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Love, Money, More Children, That Perfect Juggaloletteninjette!, Dieing Cause Im So Lonely, Where Am I Gonna Make That Next Dolla, Sothern Comfort and Jägermeister, Makeing Love To You! Getting Married On Stage At The Gathering By Reveren last Right, Every Thing As Well As a Psychopatchick! Clown Love, Whoot!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

Imma Freek On A Leash! I Wanna Do Strange Things To My Selfe My Wife And Her Wife To Get Us Off, I Believe In Polygamy Oh And I Wanna Concieve In A Cemetary on A Full Moon Night! and I Wanna Concieve With Them Any Where The Mood Hits Us To UGH Our Brains Out… Well You Know, Whoot WHOOT!

My self-summary:

If it says anything about my personality, I like to party hard into the wee hours just as much as I like piling onto the couch with a bunch of pillows, a book and a faygo.
I’d do anything for the people I care about. My loved ones are first priority.
I’m not very concerned with what’s between the legs. I dig people, not what’s in their pants.
Right now I’m not really interested in a relaikubsup. Mostly I’d just like to meet some new people and make some new frans.
If you’d like to know more I’m a talkative motherfucker so feel free to ask. :]

The six things I could never do without:

. My bros
. Some sort of mp3 player
. Oversized hoodies
. Cellphone (Yes, I’m one of those people)
. Faygo (I don’t have blood anymore. Just Moon Mist)
. Oxygen would be a practical thing to add to this list but I’m just gonna throw in internet because I really love me some internet.

My self-summary:

(mmfwcl) to all the juggalettes here at cupid dot com thats right ur on the profile of one of the most down juggalos in randallstown maryland AKA RandallsClown murdaland ill bump the wicked shit even after the wagons come over the hill and a bit of death metal too anyway im looking for a sexy lette just as down as me and likes to smoke that delray funk like me cause u know a lo and a lette will fly together fuck out of here if u aint down wit the clown mutha fackos

I am wicked, twizted, and high

I’m really good at:

drawing,MacGyver at building ghetto bongs very quickly even at the last minute,smoking,partying,drinking, moshing (hell yeah)

The first things people usually notice about me:

my red ass eyes and my tommy chong impression

The six things I could never do without:

weed,loosing my virginity,juggalo family (woop woop),food,faygo,and metal

My self-summary:

Wut up mutha-fuckaz n mutha-fuckettez? im sadiztik j aka jypzi. ii walk wit da hachet n keep it psychpathic. ii party like a fuckin rockstarr. ii <3 hallowicked!! axe-mas iz pretty but all tha litez make me kinda sick. ii hate pozerz. ii wud never pick a fool over a homie. ii <3 my homiez more then anything & we stay tyte like a noose. ii like writin flowz. ii can flow pretty sick. ii smoke newportz{chain smoker} ii <3 da wicked shit &wudnt change anyday 4 anything. if u dont like me u can fuck off! ii keep it real all day everyday baby. keep it twiztid mmfwcl!!!

I’m really good at:

Bein myself puttin a smile on yo face;) not givin a fuck bein da downest homegurl u ever met manipulatin people

The first things people usually notice about me:

im insane(ina good way) im easy 2 get along wit if u koo. ii <3 2 have fun

The six things I could never do without:

# 1 of all iz my homiez then 4rm there itz sumthink like wicked sick muzik faygo drugz $money$ murder