Juggalos on OKCupid

What I’m doing with my life: What I’m doing with my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:38:52 -0400

What I’m doing with my life:

What I’m doing with my life is just living everyday

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

I think a lot just about different random things i get crazy ideas all the time

I'VE SEEN TWO JUGGALOS IN LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:32:21 -0400

Wow. Juggalos have truly gone international! I want to hear someone say whoop whoop with a British accent.

European Juggalos do exist; where do you think the nation of Moldova fits on the international scheme of things?

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:31:00 -0400

Hahaha, that might be a good point, I hadn’t thought of that!

I had never heard of juggalos until today (probably because I live in Europe) and oh my god I'm laughing so hard at your blog. Thanks for the hilarious posts, you just made my day

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:31:25 -0400

Thanks for reading! Omg, now I’m wondering if there are any European juggalos out there. Probably not, but that would be the greatest.

is this site to make fun of juggalos on OKCupid or are people really using this thing to find luv

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:30:20 -0400

I just post profiles of actual juggalos from OKCupid. Maybe I should create an FAQ or something…

My self-summary: hi… we are jessy and devon, a couple just...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:53:44 -0400

My self-summary:

hi… we are jessy and devon, a couple just looking to make 420 buddies!

You should message me if:

u do 420 and live in the area… we dont drive, but have an apartment that people can come chill at…

any questions just ask!

My self-summary: I’m 37swm pa 6’4 bldhr hzleyes...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:32:31 -0400

My self-summary:

I’m 37swm pa 6’4 bldhr hzleyes wellbuilt 13tattoos n several piercings I’m a tattoo n body piercer of 15yrs I own 3 tattoo shops. N I’m in a metal band as the lead guitarist n song writter I love having fun n traveling I treat people how I wanna be treated n I’m looking for a swf whose sweet kind caring sincere honest pretty n. accepts me for me n is there for me through thick n thin like I will be there for her

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I am very well built everywhere n if u want the real deal I’m right here ladies mwahhhhh

I'm new to this and I just wanted to know how do I join? I am a juggalette looking for her psychopathic prince.

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:35:30 -0400

I mean, I think that’s what we’re all looking for. Make an OKCupid profile, mention some juggalo shit, and I’m sure you’ll meet the ninja of your dreams in no time.

the guy on the Oct. 19th posting. Is he trying to use mind control, or are those "hand" guns? BTW, love the hell out of this blog. It has amused me and my wife all day.

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:20:05 -0400

That dude definitely did some hands on lurning to figure out the art of mind control. Thanks for reading!

So... Is this page like a joke or is it serious? And is it okay that I like it only because it's hilarious?

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:38:25 -0400

Hopefully it’s funny! It’s definitely OK that you find it hilarious. :)

wtf is a juggalo?

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:15:48 -0400

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo

My self-summary: I AM A DOWN ASS JUGGALETTE wanna know anything...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:53:38 -0400

My self-summary:

I AM A DOWN ASS JUGGALETTE wanna know anything else just ask :)

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

The Secret

The six things I could never do without:

My Daughter, Juggalo Family, friends, Dad, milk, sex (not really)

My self-summary: 23 yrs old. Laid back juggalo. Graduated...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:46:28 -0400

My self-summary:

23 yrs old. Laid back juggalo. Graduated culinary arts. Hit me up if u wna know more.

What I’m doing with my life:

Working my ass off

My self-summary: well im a lette to the fullest so it’s...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:07:04 -0400

My self-summary:

well im a lette to the fullest so it’s gonna be some foo dang drama if u fuck with tha fam. so whoop whoop to all my juggalos and a rusty axe to all you juggahoes.

OK NOW, I AM A 21 YEAR OLD JUGGALETTE. I SMOKE CIGARETTES LIKE A FUCKIN CHIMNEY AND I LOVE TO POKE SMOT. I AM A VERY SOCIAL PERSON AND I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IS GO OUT TO BARS AND SOCIALIZE. I LOVE MUSIC AND ANIMALS. I AM VERY BIG ON DOING WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE AND NOT LIVING BY OTHER PEOPLES STANDARDS. I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DO OTHERWISE. I HATE BIGOTS TO NO END, AND I THINK THEY SHOULD ALL HAVE THEIR BALLS CUT OFF SO THEY CANT REPRODUCE. AND I THINK IT IS BEYOND HILARIOUS THAT ALL THE BIGOTS OF THE USA ARE UNDER RULE OF A MIXED PRESIDENT. MY POLITICAL VIEWS ARE LIBERAL, BY THE WAY. I SAY IF IT’S NOT HURTING YOU THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT IT?? I ALSO HAVE A VERY DIRTY MOUTH IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED. I LOVE TO TALK RAUNCHY WITH MY HOMIES. THE NASTIER THE BETTER LOL. I REALLY LIKE SAYING THINGS TO OFFEND STUCK UP PEOPLE. YUPPIES AND RICHIES NEVER CEASE TO PISS ME OFF. I’M REALLY GETTIN TIRED OF WRITING NOW, I WONDER HOW MUCH I HAVE TO WRITE TO REACH 1000 WORDS?? CUZ IT IS REALLY GETTING ANNOYING, AND I DONT FEEL LIKE COUNTING. I AM A LAZY ASS. IF I CAN GET OUT OF DOING ANYTHING I DONT WANT TO I WILL GO FOR IT!!

On a typical Friday night I am:

SHIT FACED

Whoop Whoop

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:50:47 -0400

MMFWCL, ninja!

My self-summary: Well, not much to say. My name is rikk today I...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:42:20 -0400

My self-summary:

Well, not much to say. My name is rikk today I turn 23. I’m fun and outgoing. I like to do all types of things. I like gaming and watching movies and haning out. I don’t put up with drama. I’m shy. Not really talkative. I just got out of a bad relationship. I’m a juggalo and I’m proud of it. If yu don’t like it fxck off. Lol I’m a mechanic. I take pride in my life and job. If yu want to know more please message I listen to metal, as I lay dying, dimmu borgir, cannable corpse, children of bodom, cradle of filth, otep, kittie, lacuna coil, all that remains, in this moment, marilyn manson, orgy, etc. To most people I’m a freak but they don’t take the chance to know me. Hell no one does. People act like looks matter. I know I don’t look amazing. I know I’m not a model. Far from it. All I’m asking is to give me a chance.

My self-summary: Well I hate filling these out cause I’m...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:17:22 -0400

My self-summary:

Well I hate filling these out cause I’m not very good at describing myself lol but here goes…my name is Deniece and I’m a single mom of a 5 yr old boy. I am married but my husband is in prison and I’m not sure we will be staying together when he gets out. I am not just looking around to be unfaithful I am just lonely and need some company. If you don’t think bad of me at this point then I guess I’m doing ok so far lol I would like to find somebody to hang out with and possibly more. I am a fairly outgoing person and I enjoy a lot of different things. I love to read and draw. I like fishing but am by no means a country girl (nothing wrong country girls) lol I prefer rock and rap music to anything else especially ICP. If your still reading and want to know more send me a message. :)

My self-summary: Heller the name is devunte I’ll be 20 in...

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:58:48 -0400

My self-summary:

Heller the name is devunte I’ll be 20 in rocktober :) I’m a juggalo but different then the rest I like to meet new people I’m saving myself for marriage so if your lookin for a quickie your outta luck I go to college for business administration hit me up for more information :)

On a typical Friday night I am:

Open minded looking to party Hardy get retarded :)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I’m still a virgin and will be be for a long minute

My self-summary: i go by wickedlette2010 if you want to know Im...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:41:40 -0400

My self-summary:

i go by wickedlette2010 if you want to know Im a true juggalette i have one kid and his name is joshwa and he is 2 years old i have 3 tattoos 5 peircings other then my ears which are done 2times now but only the firsthole is gaged out to a 10 i will be getting more my dad does them well he does tattoos if you wanna know more just ask im also gothic/punk/freak i like to try new things and im always open to having fun weither it be at home or going out i love to watch movies and play video games i can be silly and funny but i can also be the freal type so yeah if you are looking for someone like me please please send me a messsage and i will get back with you as soon as i can..im really really new to this whole online dating thing so please plesae forgive me if i seem a little nerivs lol and hey i know this is alot to read i just dont want to leave anything un-answered i want you to know as much as u can

You should message me if:

you wanna know more about me or just want to talk think u might like me as more then a friend or just a friend im here for anything but IM NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT LOOKING FOR THE SEX FRIEND THING A.K.A. NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT LOOKING FOR A ( F.W.B. ) FRIEND WITH BENIFITS i been hurt to much in the past …so other then the no ( F.W.B. ) STUFF IM OPEN FOR ANYTHING

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food: reading is...

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:03:57 -0400

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

reading is boring to me any kind of movie even a chick flick . tosh.o cop. heavy metal and juggalo muzzzz. any kind of food just not big mac sauce ewwwww.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

wtf I masterbate a lot lol my balls are big and I love cock rings WHAT!!!!!!????? im a single guy what did you want me to lie? lol