Juggalos on OKCupid

Because Juggalos need love too

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My self-summary:
well im open minded. umm im a juggalette. i dont take shit pretty much if youre a dick i will tell you to your face.. no im not looking to hookup and no we cant do a pic trade, im actually one of those girls that respects themselves.. i know hard to believe now a days right? well believe it
The first things people usually notice about me:
honestly… if its not my ass its my personality
On a typical Friday night I am:
chillin and toke 420♥

My self-summary:

well im open minded. umm im a juggalette. i dont take shit pretty much if youre a dick i will tell you to your face.. no im not looking to hookup and no we cant do a pic trade, im actually one of those girls that respects themselves.. i know hard to believe now a days right? well believe it

The first things people usually notice about me:

honestly… if its not my ass its my personality

On a typical Friday night I am:

chillin and toke 420♥

Filed under juggalos juggalettes i dont take shit pretty much if you're a dick i will tell you to your face not looking to hookup we cant do a pic trade if its not my ass its my personality toke 420 lol

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The six things I could never do without:
MusicBooksFoodDrinks like Dr.Pepper (which I’ve quit and gone to straight water only okay AND Gatorade/Powerade).KnowledgeGAMES I am a huge gamer hahaha.
You should message me if:
You want to, or you’re bored. This is a dating/friend site. Feel free to hit me up. I won’t bite! Unless our relationship gets to that point, then maybe I will. :P.Also, I like randomness. Feel free to send anything random, really don’t care how random it is. Since you took the time to read the profile. Thanks and all.Forgot to mention this. If you understand the real meaning of “WHOOP WHOOP!” :) MMFWCL.’If you want to chitchat, and have fun with a nice guy.

The six things I could never do without:

Music
Books
Food
Drinks like Dr.Pepper (which I’ve quit and gone to straight water only okay AND Gatorade/Powerade).
Knowledge
GAMES I am a huge gamer hahaha.

You should message me if:

You want to, or you’re bored. This is a dating/friend site. Feel free to hit me up. I won’t bite! Unless our relationship gets to that point, then maybe I will. :P.

Also, I like randomness. Feel free to send anything random, really don’t care how random it is. Since you took the time to read the profile. Thanks and all.

Forgot to mention this. If you understand the real meaning of “WHOOP WHOOP!” :) MMFWCL.’

If you want to chitchat, and have fun with a nice guy.

Filed under juggalos drinks like dr. pepper knowledge this is a dating/friend site i won't bite! i like randomness whoop whoop chitchat lol

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My self-summary:
I’m in a polyamorous triad with two primaries. My husband and boyfriend are the most important people to me and the three of us are currently going to raise a beautiful little girl together. I’m a juggalette and a slytherin but the more you get to know me the more a nerd you will think i am.
The first things people usually notice about me:
I hate to say it but eyes go right to my boobs. Pregnant or not they’re there and I’m personally not insulted when people can’t take their eyes off of them. The rest of me is fairly boring unless you get me to smile. I have the devils grin.
The six things I could never do without:
PornMy crew of juggalo family membersTumblrCookiesThe ability to see colorsPeople who want to argue with me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I have two alternate personalities that are able to control my body. Usually it isn’t by force but they are just as unique and multi dimensional as i am.

My self-summary:

I’m in a polyamorous triad with two primaries. My husband and boyfriend are the most important people to me and the three of us are currently going to raise a beautiful little girl together. I’m a juggalette and a slytherin but the more you get to know me the more a nerd you will think i am.

The first things people usually notice about me:

I hate to say it but eyes go right to my boobs. Pregnant or not they’re there and I’m personally not insulted when people can’t take their eyes off of them. The rest of me is fairly boring unless you get me to smile. I have the devils grin.

The six things I could never do without:

Porn
My crew of juggalo family members
Tumblr
Cookies
The ability to see colors
People who want to argue with me

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I have two alternate personalities that are able to control my body. Usually it isn’t by force but they are just as unique and multi dimensional as i am.

Filed under juggalos juggalettes polyamorous triad with two primaries slytherin eyes go right to my boobs i have the devils grin porn my crew of juggalo family members the ability to see colors people who want to argue with me two alternate personalities that are able to control my body wtf lol

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Anonymous asked: Why do 'los and 'lettes hate drama so much? They're wearing clown makeup! Have they never been to the theater?

Maybe they’ve just watched Pagliacci too many times and they can’t handle any more clown drama.

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Anonymous asked: I can't believe that last girl used the word "accept" correctly. I'm so used to these guys using "except" to mean "accept" that I actually started reading it that way and confused myself. I wonder what that says about me.

Hmm, sounds like someone expects the worst! Sometimes juggalos spell things properly. It’s usually by accident, but still…

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Anonymous asked: I can handle the bad spelling (by handle, I mean "laugh at"), but what do Juggalos have against punctuation? So many listings are just one long sentence!

Perhaps they’re intrigued by a stream of conscious writing style. Maybe juggalos are secretly really into Virginia Woolf and they’re trying to pay homage to her!

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My self-summary:
Funny out going animal lover dislike traders betrayers fakes im a lette for life i have 2 tattoos gettin more tattoos had to give away my dogs but at least their happy if you wanna text let me know oh ya and i dress like a dude judge me as you please most guys dont get why its because its more confertable to me plus ima tom boy im not a girly girl i tried that once not gonna happen again if you try and change me it wont work many have tired and failed im not into games accept me for me or dont accept me at all plain and simple
The first things people usually notice about me:
my dark personalty who i am who i was

My self-summary:

Funny out going animal lover dislike traders betrayers fakes im a lette for life i have 2 tattoos gettin more tattoos had to give away my dogs but at least their happy if you wanna text let me know oh ya and i dress like a dude judge me as you please most guys dont get why its because its more confertable to me plus ima tom boy im not a girly girl i tried that once not gonna happen again if you try and change me it wont work many have tired and failed im not into games accept me for me or dont accept me at all plain and simple

The first things people usually notice about me:

my dark personalty who i am who i was

Filed under juggalos juggalettes dislike traders betrayers fakes lette for life i dress like a dude tom boy not a girly girl not into games dark personalty lol

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beatrat asked: Shut down the site, Da Irish Juggalo is the Fucking Champion!

It’s true, it’s really never going to get better than that.

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Anonymous asked: Fuck, Da Irish Juggalo.... yikes.

I think I’m in love with him!