Juggalos on OKCupid

Because Juggalos need love too

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js-biology asked: In a self defense course I took I learned that punching someone in the throat works like a charm. I am ready for hipster juggalos.

I don’t know, man, they will be so pretentious and also so hardcore! I hope they don’t somehow build up an immunity to throat punches…

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unkillabledownrodeo asked: So, I had no idea people "go to college to be a dog trainer."

Dog Trainer State College, obvs.

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playazindaback asked: Got lunch in Petoskey, Michigan today - opened the cooler to grab a drink and THERE WAS FAYGO in these sort of highbrow, trendy, hipster glass bottles. Hipsters + Juggalos = next horrible megatrend?

OH GOD, WHAT A NIGHTMARE! I don’t think the world is ready for hipster juggalos… 

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My self-summary:
So i been om here for a week and emailed a lot of young ladys. N not a single 1 will email me back. Well i would like to know why?So yeah anyways …. my name is Shadin, the reason I’m in this small town is becuz I was in a roll over last year n i came back here to be with a young lady that in the end broke my heart, so now I for the most part have given up on relationship becuz I’m tried of the pain that comes at the end. I’m on here to meet ppl n make new friends. So if you want to have a real, down the earth, go outta my way for you kinda homie then shot me an email.
The six things I could never do without:
My bmx becuz when i ride it clear my min,A job becuz i hate bein broke,my smokes, maybe 1 day I’ll quit but not anytime soon tho.A beer everyday (at least 1, but i dnt do drunk),My cell phone even if its been a stupid, oh n must of all my homie’s (they’re the only family i have) .

My self-summary:

So i been om here for a week and emailed a lot of young ladys. N not a single 1 will email me back. Well i would like to know why?
So yeah anyways …. my name is Shadin, the reason I’m in this small town is becuz I was in a roll over last year n i came back here to be with a young lady that in the end broke my heart, so now I for the most part have given up on relationship becuz I’m tried of the pain that comes at the end. I’m on here to meet ppl n make new friends. So if you want to have a real, down the earth, go outta my way for you kinda homie then shot me an email.

The six things I could never do without:

My bmx becuz when i ride it clear my min,
A job becuz i hate bein broke,
my smokes, maybe 1 day I’ll quit but not anytime soon tho.
A beer everyday (at least 1, but i dnt do drunk),
My cell phone even if its been a stupid
, oh n must of all my homie’s (they’re the only family i have) .

Filed under juggalos been on here for a week and emailed a lot of young ladys n not a single 1 will email me back came back here to be with a young lady that in the end broke my hear given up on relationship bmx smokes a beer everyday homie's lol

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cammyinabox asked: I've seen Juggalos in Australia! I was so excited, I wish I took a photo of them for you.

Haha, I wish you had too! Whoop whoop, mate!

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Anonymous asked: Are there any Juggalos in other parts of the world besides North America?

Apparently! A little while ago some of my followers said they’ve spotted juggalos in Europe, which led to me picturing people saying “whoop whoop” with an accent, which is an awesome thing to imagine. 

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My self-summary:
Well lets see something about me I’m single I’ll be in Texas in a month I don’t know anyone there but family. I’m a juggalo!!!! I love tattoos and piercing. Right now I have 9 tattoos and 19 piercings. I love going to the casino drinking smoking hanging out listening to all types of music. Watching movies and just chilling I’m very lay back and easy going. I am chubby.If u want to know more hit me up
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I have my nipples pierced!!!!!!! ;)

My self-summary:

Well lets see something about me I’m single I’ll be in Texas in a month I don’t know anyone there but family. I’m a juggalo!!!! I love tattoos and piercing. Right now I have 9 tattoos and 19 piercings. I love going to the casino drinking smoking hanging out listening to all types of music. Watching movies and just chilling I’m very lay back and easy going. I am chubby.If u want to know more hit me up

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I have my nipples pierced!!!!!!! ;)

Filed under juggalos juggalettes love tattoos and piercing casino drinking smoking i have my nipples pierced lol

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Anonymous asked: Did you know Vanilla Ice identifies as a Juggalo?

I did know that! He also appeared in at least one of the 20-minute videos announcing the acts appearing at the Gathering. I believe it was the one where they were in space for some unknown reason.