Juggalos on OKCupid

Because Juggalos need love too

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ob4cl asked: I heard it's because faygo is ridiculously inexpensive. no joke

Yeah, I found this quote (on a TRIPOD website, lol) which appears to support that theory: “ICP grew up drinking Faygo. It’s a pop which is also called the poor mans pop, ghetto pop, etc… because it’s cheap as hell.”

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Anonymous asked: why do they drink faygo

I think it’s just because the guys in ICP drink it and they spray it over the audiences at their concerts? If anyone has more info, please feel free to share.

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im-jean-valjean asked: I come from a family of financially unfortunate people and I still know better than to listen to something like ICP.

Haha, yes, thankfully there are many people like you! Maybe there’s a juggalo gene that predisposes certain people to be into ICP. 

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Anonymous asked: I don't mean this as a criticism, but do you feel like there's a classism element to why juggalos are funny?

I don’t know. I guess probably the majority of juggalos tend to be less educated and stuff, but I feel like I’ve come across a fair amount that seem middle class or whatever. The thing they all have in common is that they love a band that dresses like clowns and sings about miracles, and that’s mostly what I think is funny about them. 

But on the other hand, you probably have a good point, and we are all bad people. Let’s never change!

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malovanekviti asked: I love this blog. In my first year of college I had a juggalo stalking me and sending me creepy text messages, and I'm waiting to see his okc page pop up on here.

You guys have had so many more real life juggalo experiences than me! This is a pretty creepy one, though. Let me know if I ever post his profile!

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Anonymous asked: I made out with a juggalo once. It was a dark period in my life. I just feel like publically announcing it, even anonymously, is the first step in recovering from this.

You’re in a safe space! Just one question: did you have clown makeup all over your face after?

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tdapsyllom asked: It took me two days, but I read your entire blog. I'm sad. Not because there are so many juggalos in the world (I am secretly fascinated by them), but because I've come to the end of your entries. Side note: I used to live next door to one. I only hope one day you can see all the wonderful sides of juggalo-dom that I was fortunate enough to see on a daily basis for a whole year. Keep it up.

Thanks for reading, ninjette! As long as there are juggalos out there looking for love, I will continue to post them. And I’m so jealous you got to be so close to a juggalo for so long! Whoop whoop!

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My self-summary:
WHADDUP FAM! U CAN CALL ME TRiNA, i AM 21 JUST LiViNG LiFE IN SHiTTY OL JTOWN. NEW TO THiS WEBSiTE, LOOKiNG FOR SOME CHiLL ASS FOLK TO MEET. I AM OPEN TO TYPES OF PPL.MMFWCL!
The six things I could never do without:
1. ICP!! WHOOP WHOOP2. NEWPORT 100’S3. LADY MARY JANE X)4. GUYS & GiRLS5. FAYGO6. BLUE EYESHADOW
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
MY FANATASiES ;), SHAGGY 2 DOPE!, SIPPIN ON SIZZURP, GETTiNG FUCKED & FUCKED UP ;)

My self-summary:

WHADDUP FAM! U CAN CALL ME TRiNA, i AM 21 JUST LiViNG LiFE IN SHiTTY OL JTOWN. NEW TO THiS WEBSiTE, LOOKiNG FOR SOME CHiLL ASS FOLK TO MEET. I AM OPEN TO TYPES OF PPL.

MMFWCL!

The six things I could never do without:

1. ICP!! WHOOP WHOOP
2. NEWPORT 100’S
3. LADY MARY JANE X)
4. GUYS & GiRLS
5. FAYGO
6. BLUE EYESHADOW

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

MY FANATASiES ;), SHAGGY 2 DOPE!, SIPPIN ON SIZZURP, GETTiNG FUCKED & FUCKED UP ;)

Filed under juggalos juggalettes looking for some chill ass folk to meet whoop whoop newport 100's lady mary jane faygo blue eyeshadow my fantasies sippin on sizzurp getting fucked & fucked up lol