A few people have asked if I have a personal tumblr, and I do have one now - it’s right here. This has absolutely nothing to do with juggalos and will only be of interest to people who enjoy Happy Endings gifs and pictures of tights. OK, that’s all, only juggalo-related posts from now on, I swear on a stack of ICP albums.
I share your fascination with Juggalos, and like any other science, Juggalology requires a common language before others can collaborate in a way that leads to greater understanding and appreciation. If a group of dogs is called a pack, and a group of crows is called a murder, I’d like to propose that a group of Juggalos (less than a gathering) be called a “Jiggle”.
Yes, it makes sense that a group of juggalos needs a name. A jiggle of juggalos. I like it.
that they can be sexy and express their sexuality HOW EVER THEY WANT without being slut shamed, without being ignored because they're "too fat" or "too pale" or of color or queer or trans or poor or whatever. Lettes who walk around naked at the gathering do so because it's the only place in the world they feel safe enough being themselves without question. All your fucked up hate posts feed into that. You laugh at people for being different, they find a place to be safe. Usually, it's the fam
Juggalos are people who don't fit in for various reasons and when they hear ICP talking about turning their lives around, it's inspiring. Jumpsteady once told me that even though I have a learning disability, I shouldn't let that stop me from achieving big things. He pointed out that J and Shaggy have mental health issues and are called stupid on a daily basis, but they have platinum albums. For lettes, a lot of the time it's about being sexy. Women who are denied their sexuality find (part2)
To the anon who was wondering what the appeal of being a juggalo is, it's the fact that the fam is accepting of us no matter what our faults. All you assholes on the internet who look at pics of us and laugh at us for being fat, or poor, or dressed badly, or for using our own slang and not fitting in, you're the appeal. The more of you there are, the more juggalos there are. We found a way to cope with your bullying. We found a way to survive. Part two coming soon.
Ok- You're a loser. Your profile makes no sense, did you even READ it before you posted it? So your on SSI, but you have enough money to buy into card games, buy cigarettes and have a phone. If you own your own business, why are you getting government money!
Well, maybe the whole selling weapons on the internet thing will pick up one of these days!
I thought I was the only person that found myself saying, "you know, there's just not a lot of information on juggalos." Thank you so much for posting these, and enabling my addiction of trying to understand what the appeal is to being a juggalo (especially a 'lette). I found this website, and I thought you might be interested: juggalofaithdotcom. It may prove my theory that the music and face paint are all deceptive façades, and the bands are really evangelicals.
This website is the scariest thing ever. You win tumblr. Juggalos are a terrifying bunch of...okay now I'm being rather dramatic sounding, but seriously... what the hell? How are there so many of them? I'd never heard of them until a few years ago when I moved to Seattle, now I see them everywhere. It is discouraging, to say the least, for the future of the human race. Though, I must wonder, if the human race created juggalos, should it continue?
I mean, I think the human race has PROBABLY created worse things than juggalos. Haha, but thanks, I’m glad I finally won tumblr!
I took my little brother to a Black Sabbath gig last Monday and there was this kid with an ICP shirt a couple rows in front of us. The guys behind us whoop whoop'd, and the ICP-shirted child returned the call. My brother and I wept at the majestic beauty of the call of the wild Juggalo....
Oh wow, what a beautiful moment. I feel like you’ve observed juggalos in their natural habitat or something.
I just found your blog, and it's hilarious! Anyway, in perusing your archives, I saw an ask where a person mentioned being thankful he didn't live in a place full of juggalos, and you called the place s/he was describing "post-apocalyptic". I just thought I would correct you, that place is real and it is called Lewiston, ME. Avoid it at all costs.
Ahhhh, thanks for the tip! Does Faygo come out of the water fountains there? Shhh, don’t correct me. I’m just going to assume it does.
It seems like a lot of the date-stamped photos in these profiles are from the early 2000's, which for some reason I associate with the heyday of jugglaism. Are we sure the profiles are still active? I know juggalism as a whole is alive and well (I too saw the documentary on The Gathering of the Juggalos, and thanks to my "Twitter" feed I know Jay and Silent Shaggy will have what looks to be an amazing cable TV show soon). But, are we sure they haven't moved their mating rituals somewhere else?
Lately I’ve only been posting recently added profiles, so those ones are definitely still active. It’s totally possible that some of the profiles I posted when I started this tumblr are no longer active, though. And I think that show, Insane Clown Posse Theater, started like last week. I haven’t watched it yet, but I’m sure it’s amazing.
I love this! I've always been fascinated with Juggalos. Your comments are so funny and intelligent. My favorite was the pregnant Jugalette with a husband, a boyfriend and multiple personality disorder... Is this still real life? Thanks for the awesome page! :D ~Shanna
Thanks ninjette! Sometimes I’m not sure if it is real life. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?