Juggalos on OKCupid

Because Juggalos need love too

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My self-summary:
Hi!!!!! I’m gonna keep it real I’M NOT HERE LOOKING FOR A F%CK BUDDY SO STOP F%CKING ASKING!!!!! I’m 5’11” with blonde hair and Blue eyes, and I’ve got curves for miles… and I’m extreamly proud of my body . I’m looking for some one who wants to talk to me for whats on the inside not just whats on the outside there’s so much more to me then the way i look dig deep and you may find some one u really like :) I have 2 children a 3 year old daughter and a 1 year old son both of there fathers went after something “better”. I am currently filing for divorce but please don’t let that scare you…I’ve always put 110% into the relationships I’m in but i never get it back all i want is for some one willing to get to know the real me and to give me a chance to share all the love I have and to give me love in return … If your interested in me you have to like kids though because they are my everything. My hobbies include writing and reading. I also Love love love to sing but i usually only do that in the car haha. Eventually i want to go back to school for Cos. and hopefully have a long career in the beauty industry.I love the outdoors camping, bonfires, quads (passenger only lol),and Motorcycles. I love to kick it and party wen the opportunity irises. One thing i can say with out a doubt is you will never meet anybody like me. I’m a little crazy and sometimes even annoying, but im also a great listener and when im in a relationship I am totally commited to that person. I’m also a lot of fun to hang out with, and I can carrey a good conversation.I like all forms of music but my fav genre is Rock and I am a juggalette! Country is a close third, but like i said before i enjoy all music well except jazz!
The first things people usually notice about me:
My beautiful eyes, My amazing Rear end, or The fact that I don’t sugar coat ne thing or change who I am to impress people (I keep shit Real lol)

My self-summary:

Hi!!!!! I’m gonna keep it real I’M NOT HERE LOOKING FOR A F%CK BUDDY SO STOP F%CKING ASKING!!!!! I’m 5’11” with blonde hair and Blue eyes, and I’ve got curves for miles… and I’m extreamly proud of my body . I’m looking for some one who wants to talk to me for whats on the inside not just whats on the outside there’s so much more to me then the way i look dig deep and you may find some one u really like :) I have 2 children a 3 year old daughter and a 1 year old son both of there fathers went after something “better”. I am currently filing for divorce but please don’t let that scare you…I’ve always put 110% into the relationships I’m in but i never get it back all i want is for some one willing to get to know the real me and to give me a chance to share all the love I have and to give me love in return … If your interested in me you have to like kids though because they are my everything. My hobbies include writing and reading. I also Love love love to sing but i usually only do that in the car haha. Eventually i want to go back to school for Cos. and hopefully have a long career in the beauty industry.I love the outdoors camping, bonfires, quads (passenger only lol),and Motorcycles. I love to kick it and party wen the opportunity irises. One thing i can say with out a doubt is you will never meet anybody like me. I’m a little crazy and sometimes even annoying, but im also a great listener and when im in a relationship I am totally commited to that person. I’m also a lot of fun to hang out with, and I can carrey a good conversation.I like all forms of music but my fav genre is Rock and I am a juggalette! Country is a close third, but like i said before i enjoy all music well except jazz!

The first things people usually notice about me:

My beautiful eyes, My amazing Rear end, or The fact that I don’t sugar coat ne thing or change who I am to impress people (I keep shit Real lol)

Filed under juggalos juggalettes not here looking for a fuck buddy so stop fucking asking curves for miles currently filing for divorce but don't let that scare you party wen the opportunity irises a little crazy my amazing rear end i keep shit real lol

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My self-summary:
hmmm iv always been bad at typing up these bio’s but heres a story, my name is devo, (most people call me foxx), and im 23yrs old, i will admit, some months back ago, my fiance’ of 3.5yrs bailed on commitment„ an i was pretty bummed for awhile, but i know i need to pick myself up an move on with my existence, cuz if i dont accept it an get over it now, i might never.. so its time for me to get dating again, relationships again, shyt even sex again… iv just never been good with all this kinda stuff, im a very shy guy, open minded on levels most normal people cant fathom really, my views and opinions are alil skewed from the normal thinking, but thats kinda what im looking for, someone who thinks outside the box, an im not only talking bout your tv set, but the box people put themselves in for a deadend 9-5… like i said, im a weird guy, but im kind an im honest, an loyal, belive it or not, an if you dont, allow me to prove it, cuz determination is an important feature in me. now yes, i am bi, my male type is very particular, im versitile, but mostly a bottom, females on the other hand im alot more open an less picky, i am bi but alot more strait than gay i guess, altho i do require an open minded woman///// not sayin we or i have to swing„ but ya gotta be willin to play both sides if ya know what i mean, alil dominate of a woman///////// um anyway ill update more later when i know what to say :p
The first things people usually notice about me:
im unique, an very lmao… im a blend of subcultures an genra of american society, i listen to all forms of music so ive integrated it into my personality— the first thing people realize is that i am a juggalo ((horrorcore//gorehop)) an i represent an support the juggalo family as if they were blood, so if your looking to fall in love„ i hope your a ninjah like that whoop whoop >:D but im also a heavy punker from the burbs of cali an got this whole gutterpunk thing goin for me, with a side of ska-kid // rasta-head from hangin with theese oc surfer types„ which reminds me kingspade all day 4:20 friendly :p „ granted i still listen to depeche mode an duran duran an berlin along with 80s metal like guns-n-roses ozzy ac/dc ect ect ect so im a toss up really
The six things I could never do without:
1. air2. love? :D3. hairbrush4. food & water5. my daily dose of 4:20 medication :D6. sex… whats life without passionate sex?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
haha im a pretty open book really so ask an ill tell is my rule, but if you dont ask youll never know, i have an amazing ability to dance around subjects without you even realizing it… but ya wanna know something private ey? well i am a furry„ foxx obviously :p

My self-summary:

hmmm iv always been bad at typing up these bio’s but heres a story, my name is devo, (most people call me foxx), and im 23yrs old, i will admit, some months back ago, my fiance’ of 3.5yrs bailed on commitment„ an i was pretty bummed for awhile, but i know i need to pick myself up an move on with my existence, cuz if i dont accept it an get over it now, i might never.. so its time for me to get dating again, relationships again, shyt even sex again… iv just never been good with all this kinda stuff, im a very shy guy, open minded on levels most normal people cant fathom really, my views and opinions are alil skewed from the normal thinking, but thats kinda what im looking for, someone who thinks outside the box, an im not only talking bout your tv set, but the box people put themselves in for a deadend 9-5… like i said, im a weird guy, but im kind an im honest, an loyal, belive it or not, an if you dont, allow me to prove it, cuz determination is an important feature in me. now yes, i am bi, my male type is very particular, im versitile, but mostly a bottom, females on the other hand im alot more open an less picky, i am bi but alot more strait than gay i guess, altho i do require an open minded woman///// not sayin we or i have to swing„ but ya gotta be willin to play both sides if ya know what i mean, alil dominate of a woman///////// um anyway ill update more later when i know what to say :p

The first things people usually notice about me:

im unique, an very lmao… im a blend of subcultures an genra of american society, i listen to all forms of music so ive integrated it into my personality— the first thing people realize is that i am a juggalo ((horrorcore//gorehop)) an i represent an support the juggalo family as if they were blood, so if your looking to fall in love„ i hope your a ninjah like that whoop whoop >:D but im also a heavy punker from the burbs of cali an got this whole gutterpunk thing goin for me, with a side of ska-kid // rasta-head from hangin with theese oc surfer types„ which reminds me kingspade all day 4:20 friendly :p „ granted i still listen to depeche mode an duran duran an berlin along with 80s metal like guns-n-roses ozzy ac/dc ect ect ect so im a toss up really

The six things I could never do without:

1. air
2. love? :D
3. hairbrush
4. food & water
5. my daily dose of 4:20 medication :D
6. sex… whats life without passionate sex?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

haha im a pretty open book really so ask an ill tell is my rule, but if you dont ask youll never know, i have an amazing ability to dance around subjects without you even realizing it… but ya wanna know something private ey? well i am a furry„ foxx obviously :p

Filed under juggalos devo foxx shyt even sex again not sayin we or i have to swing unique a blend of subcultures an genra of american society horrorcore//gorehop represen an support the juggalo family as if they were blood i hope your a ninjah whoop whoop heavy punker gutterpunk ska-kid rasta-head 4:20 friendly air love? hairbrush my daily does of 4:20 medication i am a furry foxx obviously lol omg wtf THIS GUY!!! the best

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My self-summary:
Hi, im hetha. Im very close with my family and friends. i love trying new things and meeting new people. i like going to concerts, going bowling, shopping, going to the beach, movies, bonfires, beirut, family get togethers, cookouts ect. i work full time and currently live at home but am looking for a new apartment with one of my friends. im not afraid to be myself, i tend to not care what other people think but at the same time im respectable of what im dressing for.

My self-summary:

Hi, im hetha. Im very close with my family and friends. i love trying new things and meeting new people. i like going to concerts, going bowling, shopping, going to the beach, movies, bonfires, beirut, family get togethers, cookouts ect. i work full time and currently live at home but am looking for a new apartment with one of my friends. im not afraid to be myself, i tend to not care what other people think but at the same time im respectable of what im dressing for.

Filed under juggalos juggalettes hetha beirut i tend to not care what other people think but at the same time im respectable of what im dressing for wait what lol

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My self-summary:
I am 19 and engaged to a wonderful man so I am not looking for love. I work as an escort. Threesomes are good too.
The six things I could never do without:
My puppys love, my phone, eyeliner, vodka and good wine (I’m going to be cheeky and count that as one), fishfingers, and live music.

My self-summary:

I am 19 and engaged to a wonderful man so I am not looking for love. I work as an escort. Threesomes are good too.

The six things I could never do without:

My puppys love, my phone, eyeliner, vodka and good wine (I’m going to be cheeky and count that as one), fishfingers, and live music.

Filed under juggalos juggalettes engaged to a wonderful man not looking for love i work as an escort threesomes are good my puppys love eyeliner vodka and good wine fishfingers lol

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Keep up the good work!

I share your fascination with Juggalos, and like any other science, Juggalology requires a common language before others can collaborate in a way that leads to greater understanding and appreciation.  If a group of dogs is called a pack, and a group of crows is called a murder, I’d like to propose that a group of Juggalos (less than a gathering) be called a “Jiggle”.

Yes, it makes sense that a group of juggalos needs a name. A jiggle of juggalos. I like it.

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Anonymous asked: I am considering writing my law review note on Juggalo legal issues. Thoughts?

YES! Definitely go for it. I feel like that least you’ll be original, which I assume is the most important thing about a law review note? (Please note I am not a lawyer.)

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What I’m doing with my life:
As of right now I work at McDonald’s, looking for other work and hoping to go to school for Culinary Arts. I also Practice Martial Arts and Write stories as hobbies and hope to someday make a few extra bucks on the side doing those two things.
You should message me if:
You have no problems with Juggalos, marijuana being used Medicinally, Bisexuals (as I am one) and kids.

What I’m doing with my life:

As of right now I work at McDonald’s, looking for other work and hoping to go to school for Culinary Arts. I also Practice Martial Arts and Write stories as hobbies and hope to someday make a few extra bucks on the side doing those two things.

You should message me if:

You have no problems with Juggalos, marijuana being used Medicinally, Bisexuals (as I am one) and kids.

Filed under juggalos mcdonald's i practice martial arts you have no problems with juggalos marijuana being used medicinally bisexuals (as i am one) kids lol